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gypped gypsies
 
 
Why can't gypsies have children?

Because their husbands have crystal balls!
the engineer's love life
 
 
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they questioned.

The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

lima
 
 
What did the lima bean say before it went into the pot?

Sufferin' succotash!

sleep walking nun
 
 
What do you call a nun who sleep walks?

A roamin' Catholic.


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