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i didn't do it!
 
 
Two robbers are talking in their shared jail cell:

'What are you in for?'

'I'm here for something I did not do!'

'So you are innocent? What did you do?'

'I did not run fast enough!'
mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

ghosting it
 
 
Why do ghosts always shake and moan?

Because it's damn cold beneath those sheets!
the path less traveled
 
 
Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

A: They take the psycho path.

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