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tictacs
 
 
Peter's mother has three kids.

The first two are Tic and Tac.

What's the third? Peter!

nothing like muzak in the drilling chair
 
 
What is the best time of the day to go to the dentist?

2:30 (Tooth hurty.)
the misprinted money melee
 
 
This crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try getting the $8 bill changed so he went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill, hesitated, and then gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
rug
 
 
What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered?

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