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phone line
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, 'Can I help you?'

'Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.'

three guys in a cave
A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his ass!"
This is an A B conversation, so you can C your way out of it.
cub shouts
A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant's resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, "What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?"

The former Boy Scout leader said, "Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience."

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