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helen keller driving
 
 
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.
k-mart stands for...
 
 
Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

roses are red
 
 
Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

And so am I

a manager walks into his office...
 
 
A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde crying. He approaches her and asks why she's crying. She tells him she just found out her mother died. The manager tells her to go to take the rest of the day off and not to worry about work. Later, the manager calls the blonde to see how she's doing. The blonde is crying harder than before. He tries to console her, but he couldn't. The blonde says, "I was calling everyone to let them know about my mother's death and I found out something horrible." "What?" the manager replied. "I found out my sister's mom died too!"

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