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it ain't bingo
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A slot machine.
bewildered archaeologist
Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?

A: Give him a tampon and ask him what period it is from.
two guys in a bar
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, 'Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.' So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.
porcupine vs. bus
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bus?

A bus has the pricks on the inside of it.

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