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mechanical vs. chemical
 
 
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

sub-standard school systems
 
 
Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
Victor: Aw, Mom do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
Victor: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 34 and you're the Principal!
priest vs. homosexual
 
 
What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?

The way they say ahhhh-men.

lunch for the lama
 
 
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

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