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math book talk
 
 
What did one math book say to the other math book?

I have a lot of problems!
lightbulb... christians
 
 
How many Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The Bible makes no mention of lightbulbs.

top 10 benefits of being a woman
 
 
  1. Women got off the Titanic first.
  2. Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  3. Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers."
  4. Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
  5. Taxis stop for women.
  6. Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
  7. A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
  8. No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
  9. Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.
  10. Women never regret piercing their ears.
the dough boyz
 
 
How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pilsbury Doughboy?

She squeezes his doughnuts!


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