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lazy sock puppets
 
 
Why don't sock puppets ever get anything done?

They always have a thumb up their a$$!

god gots jokes
 
 
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Then he asks,"Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
cub shouts
 
 
A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant's resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, "What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?"

The former Boy Scout leader said, "Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience."
the windy day
 
 
George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who was sick in bed. Hours later, he pulled his weary body into Sam's house. Sam asked him how it was. 'I'll tell ya, it was just brutal. For every step I took forewards, I fell back two steps.'
'Then how ever did you make it over here?' Sam asked.
'Well, finally I gave up, so I turned around and headed for home.'

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