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your mother vs. a hippo
 
 
What's the difference between your mother and a hippo?

One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives at rivers in tropical countries.'
yo daddy's so dumb... court
 
 
Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, "Order in the court!" he said, "Let me get an order of chicken wings and french fries."
oscar meyer
 
 
Q: How come Frankenstein couldn't have kids?

A: Because he had a hollow weenie!
10 reasons not to live in connecticut
 
 
10) You have to explain to most foreigners that you either live close to New York or Boston
9) Having to live next to New York
8) The two most famous people to come out of Connecticut were a con man who ran a freak show and a man who was the primary cause of the Civil War
7) Because you have no point in being there other than during the fall
6) You can either be a pansy and support the Yankees or a masochist and support the Red Sox
5) You get to be associated primarily with New York and New Jersey
4) You get to hear New Yorkers compliment you for the peace and quiet
3) People from other states think you have a ten foot pole shoved up your ass
2) People from other states are usually right
1) It's Connecticut

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