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dead donkey
 
 
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it.
He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.

In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what should be done. The mayor must have been having a bad day. 'Why bother me?' he asked. 'You're a clergyman. It's your job to bury the dead.'

The pastor lost his cool. 'Yes,' he snapped, 'But I thought I should at least notify the next-of-kin.'

jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

sausage roll
 
 
Q: How do you make a sausage roll?

A: Push it!
war on poverty
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war on poverty?

She bombed the soup kitchen.

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