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booger pick-up line
 
 
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
oh, that's hysterical.
 
 
What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night!
west virginian women
 
 
What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?

A full set of teeth.
texas vs. rhode island
 
 
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. "In Texas," he drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall."

"So what?" replies the Yankee, "We have slow trains in Rhode Island, too."


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