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the tomato family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato.
They're walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa is so furious that he runs back and with his fist, squashes baby tomato.
He smiles and says, 'Ketchup!'
arnold's search engine
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?

Alta Vista baby.

bathroom humor philosophy
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.
jimmy the bulb
How many old timey gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin', see?

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