Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like the Chinese."
"You don't like the Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "The Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor! That was the Japanese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all the same!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I don't like Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Why not?" asks the captain.
"The Jews sank the Titanic."
"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter...they're all same!"
They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup.
The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.
After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
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