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crazy clone humor
 
 
There are 2 clones, one of the clones is real nice and well mannered, while the other one is real nasty and mean and always says bad words. So one day the 'good' clone pushes the 'bad' clone off the roof of a building.

The next day the police came to his house and arrest him for making an "obscene clone fall"!
gone with the schwinn
 
 
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
drip... drip... drip
 
 
Q: What color are raindrops?

A: Watercolors.

oh, skeleton. you'll never learn.
 
 
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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