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mechanical vs. chemical
 
 
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

low blow
 
 
Do you take offense when someone blows in your hair?

What about a midget?
sub-standard school systems
 
 
Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
Victor: Aw, Mom do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
Victor: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 34 and you're the Principal!
redhead joke
 
 
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.

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