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i can tell this job sucks already
 
 
Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

bob dole's band
 
 
What is Bob Dole's favorite band?
Limp Bizkit
mechanical vs. chemical
 
 
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

redhead joke
 
 
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.

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