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yo mama's so poor...
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted a blonde, "Collieflower!"

yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.
a blonde was working on a puzzle. after ten ...
A blonde was working on a puzzle.

After ten hard months of work, she finally finished.

She was so proud of herself because on the side of the box it said, "2-3 years."

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