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turkey crossing
 
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get hit by my car.
m.a.r.i.n.e.
 
 
Military Joke

What does marine stand for?

Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

divorce
 
 
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they never get the house!

make-a-wish foundation
 
 
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done."

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done."

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.


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