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grandma's nuts
 
 
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him.

While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finished them off.

As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."

She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off them."

kangaroo sleepovers
 
 
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, 'These sleepovers are killing me!'
poor boy's christmas
 
 
What does a poor boy get for Christmas?

Your bike!

bathroom humor philosophy
 
 
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.

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