Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » jokes 337

Whatever


what do you call batman & robin if they...
 
 
Q: What do you call Batman & Robin if they get hit by a steamroller?

A: Flatman and Ribbon!


 
 
"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted a blonde, "Collieflower!"

play dead
 
 
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
fast food
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

Page 338 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»