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mr. maxwell
 
 
Mr. Maxwell, the Founder/President of Maxwell House was recently killed in an unfortunate accident. Mr. Maxwell was an avid sky-diver and during a recent jump his parachute failed to open and he was killed on impact. His friends remember the fact that he was an INCREDIBLY pleasant, nice man before his fatal jump. And so on his tombstone they inscribed: 'Mr. Maxwell, good to the last drop.'
tale of the two dead boys
 
 
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
men don't like safe sex
 
 
What is a man's idea of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

constipation
 
 
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!


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