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"hey, nice tie'
 
 
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."
up in arms over this religion thing
 
 
What do you call an angry religous group ?

A pissedapalion!
gotta hand it to you
 
 
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.
a hard riddle
 
 
What's hard and hairy and sticks out of a mans P.J.'s.

His Head


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