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there was a little girl named fufu ...
 
 
There was a little girl named Fufu.

She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?"

The girl replied, "F.U. - F.U."

Her teacher sent her to the principal's office.

She got to the principal's office and he said, "First off, how do you spell your name?"

She said, "F.U. - F.U."

He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"

what's the difference between jesus and...
 
 
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

what do you call a blond with half a brain?
 
 
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

Gifted

q:what do you do to an elephant with three ...
 
 
Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!


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