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make-a-wish foundation
 
 
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done."

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done."

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

batman and robin vs. a train
 
 
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train?
They became Flatman and Ribbon!
one cool skeleton
 
 
Why was the skeleton so cool?

Because he was bad to the bone.
it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."

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