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the butcher
If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes, and a waist size of 38, what does he weigh?

blonde welfare
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

fish tv
What is a fish's favorite game show?

Name that Tuna.

"Do you ever get horny?" said one widow to the other.
"What do you do about it?"
"I suck on a lifesaver."
"Oh. That works?"
"What beach do you go to?"

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