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the clever famer
 
 
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

halloween: which witch?
 
 
What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling!

flock of seagulls
 
 
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

happy birthdead to you
 
 
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!


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