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guns don't kill....
 
 
Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

lone bones
 
 
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it had no body to go with.
that's not the pope's line of work, fool
 
 
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.
So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbor, "Father, surely you can do something about this.."'

To which the Pope replied, "Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management."

princess di and pink floyd
 
 
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall.

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