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what drug was the duck on...
 
 
What drug was the duck on?

Qwack!

a zoo story
 
 
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.

The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."

Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"

The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I'm taking him to the movies."

a blonde was working on a puzzle. after ten ...
 
 
A blonde was working on a puzzle.

After ten hard months of work, she finally finished.

She was so proud of herself because on the side of the box it said, "2-3 years."

nasty mama
 
 
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.

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