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a ham sandwich walks into a bar...
 
 
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

perfect man, perfect woman
 
 
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

tennessee divorce
 
 
Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.
cubist poo
 
 
Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?

Pic-ass-o.


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