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santa's naughty list
 
 
Do you know why Santa is always so happy?

Because he knows where all of the bad girls are.
bloody mary
 
 
What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

jolly green giant
 
 
Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden?

Because he took a pea!

jungle poker
 
 
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.

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