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bah dum bump!
What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians?

A drummer.
wizard of oz
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?
The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?

The Dallas Cowboys
jack be nimble
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over a candlestick.
But Jack wasn't so nimble,
And Jack tripped,
Now Jack's stuck in bed with a burnt...

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