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hot enough for ya?
You are so poor that when I put out my cigarette in your living room, your family yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
What do you call a neutron that has been around for a while?

An oldtron.
bite your tongue
What's one thing you don't tell to a vampire?

Bite me.
teachers change a light bulb
How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?

Well, teachers don't change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one brighter!

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