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polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
most letters
 
 
What two words have the most letters in them?

Post Office!
sheep and kangaroo
 
 
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.

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