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it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
sheep and kangaroo
 
 
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.
flap jacket
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy Uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!

bathroom
 
 
Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”

A: Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”

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