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true software professional
 
 
Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that says it's bad for your health?
Guy 2: I am a software professional. I don't bother about warnings -- I am concerned only about the 'Alerts.'
bootiful
 
 
Where do lady ghosts go for haircuts?

The Boo-ty Parlor!
green rock
 
 
What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red sea?

It gets wet.

the indecisive chicken
 
 
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it!


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