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donations to the preacher
 
 
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.

'Well, thank you,' the pastor replied, 'but why?'

'Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!'
got to hurt
 
 
Did you hear in the news last night, that a guy living in Florida got his finger run over by a car and died instantly?

Of course, he had his finger up his nose.
what do you get when you divide ...
 
 
What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!
prayer for the winning
 
 
What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it!

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