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st. paul vs. minneapolis
Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost their faith?

Reason: There are a dozen or so pages in the Bible about St. Paul, but nothing about Minneapolis.

Q. Why is Al Gore pissed at JFK Jr.?

A. He didn't like him polluting the water.

it was so cold today i saw a lawyer with his ...
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
holy water
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven for their sins. The priest asks the first man what he did. The man replies, "I robbed a bank. " The 2nd man tells the priest he killed a man. The priest says that is really bad and to go drink the holy water and he will be forgiven. The third man starts to laugh, so the priest asks him, "And what sin have you committed?" The third man replies, "I pissed in the holy water"

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