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batman and robin vs. a train
 
 
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train?
They became Flatman and Ribbon!
one cool skeleton
 
 
Why was the skeleton so cool?

Because he was bad to the bone.
it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
an orange parrot, of course
 
 
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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