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sunbathing
 
 
When should a woman get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen!
that's a good question
 
 
What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!
harry potter quiz
 
 
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

how to prepare chicken...
 
 
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?"

"Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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