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the inscrutable witch fertility problem
 
 
Why can't witches have babies.

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

a little lysdexic humor
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

penis and bread
 
 
Dad: Son, what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread.

hotel fun
 
 
Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100 floors. The hotel manager tells them that there is only one room left and it's on the 100th floor. The guys take the room. The elevators are busted. So they take the stairs. At the 10th floor, Bill tells Joe he has something to tell him .

'Tell me upstairs,' says Joe.

When they reach the 100th floor, Joe finally asks what Bill wanted.

'We forgot the keys downstairs.'

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