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three guys in a cave
 
 
A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his ass!"
traveling on friday
 
 
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

The horse's name is Friday!

did you know that richard pryor and michael ...
 
 
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?

It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

lazy sock puppets
 
 
Why don't sock puppets ever get anything done?

They always have a thumb up their a$$!


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