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knock, knock... wayne
Knock, knock.

Who's there?


Wayne who?

Wayne drops keep falling on my head...
baby clock talk
What did the baby digital clock say to his mother?

'Look ma, no hands!'
it's sohotta in the sahara
There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."
grosser than gross kiss
What's grosser than gross?

Kissing your grandmother hello and her tounge slips in!

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