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batman and robin vs. a train
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train?
They became Flatman and Ribbon!
one cool skeleton
Why was the skeleton so cool?

Because he was bad to the bone.
an orange parrot, of course
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
st. paul vs. minneapolis
Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost their faith?

Reason: There are a dozen or so pages in the Bible about St. Paul, but nothing about Minneapolis.

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