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spitfire
 
 
What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black?

A nun roasting on a spit.

writing's powerful message
 
 
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

snowmen and snowwomen
 
 
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs! Ha!

number humor
 
 
Q. What is the square root of sixty-nine?

A. Ate something.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?

A. Because 7-8-9.

Q. What is 6.9?

A. Something great, seperated by a decimal.

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