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watch this
 
 
What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?

'Look Ma, no hands!'
don't eat the brown ones
 
 
A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.

When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.

ice ice baby
 
 
Why cant blondes make ice cubes?

Because they dont have the recipie!

a redneck taped paper to his television...
 
 
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.

He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"


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