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signs your amish teen's in trouble
 
 

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

toilet brush
 
 
A man was grocery shopping one day when he passed the toilet brushes. 'Wow! What a great idea,' he thought to himself. So he bought one and took it home and started using it right away.
Two weeks later he went back to using toilet paper!
hotel fun
 
 
Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100 floors. The hotel manager tells them that there is only one room left and it's on the 100th floor. The guys take the room. The elevators are busted. So they take the stairs. At the 10th floor, Bill tells Joe he has something to tell him .

'Tell me upstairs,' says Joe.

When they reach the 100th floor, Joe finally asks what Bill wanted.

'We forgot the keys downstairs.'
amaryllis stupid joke
 
 
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?

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