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beat the casino
What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?

When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
murder by numbers
Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!
cow at cranberry cove
What do you call a cow murder mystery?

A moo-done-it.

eye rubbers
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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