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Peter's mother has three kids.

The first two are Tic and Tac.

What's the third? Peter!

stupid acid humor
What happens when two acids collide?

An acid-dent.
beat the casino
What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?

When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
murder by numbers
Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!

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