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yo mama and a rat
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
those crazy vermont folk
 
 
Why do people in vermont were kilts?

Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

knock, knock
 
 
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo, Beep Beep!

feelin' blue
 
 
What do you call a guy with a blue penis?

A tight-fisted wanker.


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