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m.a.r.i.n.e.
 
 
Military Joke

What does marine stand for?

Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

wanted: dead or alive
 
 
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

flies have wings, why?
 
 
Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

the naming of jesus christ
 
 
The three wise men went to visit Jesus right after he was born. One wise man was extremely tall. He hit his head on the top of the door frame and said, 'Jesus Christ!' Joseph looked at Mary and said 'Write that down -- that's better than Clyde!'

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