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the bad belt
 
 
Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants.
telemarketers are stupid
 
 
A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?"

Instantly the man hung up.
there's a fly in my soup
 
 
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'

'That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor.'

the gassy skeleton
 
 
A human skeleton was going to fart in a crowded place.

Unfortunately it had no guts.

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