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What do you get when you slip on water?

A waterfall!
after school snack
Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.

round and round
Q. How do you confuse an leprechaun?

A. Put him in a circle and tell him to wee in the corner.

code for sex
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of 'writing a letter.' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, 'Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,

'The red ribbon is coming out, not now.' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, 'Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.'

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