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lightbulb... actors
 
 
How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

30 -- one to screw in the light bulb and 29 other actors to watch him and say, 'I could've done it better.'

you might be ghetto
 
 
You might be ghetto if your phone's in your baby's name!
you're so dirty
 
 
What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine!
e.t.'s eyes wide shut
 
 
Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill!


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