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four wheels and yellow
 
 
What has four wheels, is yellow, and lays on its back?

A dead schoolbus.
a blind question
 
 
Did you ever wonder why they put braille at a drive-up ATM?
taste it
 
 
A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over.
"Can you please taste the soup?"
"What's wrong with the soup?"
"Just taste it."
"Why?"
"Just taste it."
"Sir, I--"
"Just taste it."
"Fine, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"
"EXACTLY. BRING ME A GODDAMN SPOON."
inner space
 
 
What has three balls and comes from outer space?

E.T., the Extra-Testicle!


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