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male animal
 
 
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.

the young and the scalpless
 
 
Why didn't the Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

piercing a pirate
 
 
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.
vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."


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