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make-a-wish foundation
 
 
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done."

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done."

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

empty cheeze whiz
 
 
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.
top 10 ways to insult the elderly
 
 
1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.

2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles.

3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don't water it down, because soggy cake is no good.

4: Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you put on every ornament that they got in their life.

5: Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph.

6: Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy the candles.

7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling the truth.

8: Ask them in what order God REALLY made the Earth.

9: Ask them if they helped God write the Bible.

10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam and Eve.
hypertext is funny!
 
 
Why do they call it hyper text?

Too much JAVA.

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