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what's the best part about gardening?
What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes

bright eyes
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.
a joke of genius
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

a real wangsta
Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard

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