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god's speed of service
 
 
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, 'Oh, about one penny.' Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him. God replied, 'Oh, about a second.' Then the man asked. 'Can I have a million dollars and live an eternal life?' God replied, 'Sure, just wait a sec.'
amuse-o-tron
 
 
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
step right up...
 
 
Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrvied at her house, they went right for the bedroom. Randy noticed hunders of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on the top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her book case. After they had sex, Randy asked, "So.. how was it?"

"Well," Gwen said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."

a blonde was cooking dinner
 
 
A blonde was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. So she called 911 and said, "My kitchen is on fire!"

They asked, "How do we get there?"

The blonde said, "Well, DUH, the big red truck!"


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