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a joke of genius
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

a real wangsta
Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard

isn't she lucky?
Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

hot revenge
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, 'What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'

The other missionary replied, 'I just peed in the soup!'

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