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confucious say...runs behind bus
 
 
Confucious say: 'Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.'
the young and the scalpless
 
 
Why didn't the Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

p. diddy, britney spears, and eminem go to hell
 
 
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
oceans apart
 
 
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.


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