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anywhere is good
 
 
Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?

You can drop them off anywhere.

after school snack
 
 
Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.

the wonderful thing about tiggers
 
 
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh
a pirate walks into a bar ...
 
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."


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