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why does the tv like the remote?
 
 
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?

A: Because it turns it on!

nasty mama
 
 
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
where did it go?
 
 
A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
sumo kamikaze
 
 
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted 'God save Scotland!' The English man jumped off and shouted 'God Save England!' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted 'God save the person who I land on!'

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