Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » humor 461

Whatever


vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

best way of skipping out on a check
 
 
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.
jingle balls ii
 
 
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because he carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times!

flap jacket
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy Uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!


Page 462 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»