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guns 'n' mimes
 
 
If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?
octopus love
 
 
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand....
one-legged chicken
 
 
Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken?

A. A flamingo
juicy squirt
 
 
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"


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