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Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It's natural.”
The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How'd you get such pretty brown hair?”
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, “It's natural.”
Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, “How'd you get such cool green hair?”
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, “It's natural.”
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After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! They are destroyed. Fortunately, we aren't hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! "
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.... My car is completely ruined but this bottle of wine didn't break. It's a sign that God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man agreed, opened the bottle and drank half, and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police"
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