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what's oj got?
 
 
What does OJ have that every man wants?

A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

guns 'n' mimes
 
 
If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?
the clever famer
 
 
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

beat the casino
 
 
What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?

When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!

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