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a cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding
 
 
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.

He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

roseanne
 
 
What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

elephant encounter
 
 
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?

A: Apologize and wipe it off.
gay farmer nickname
 
 
What another word for a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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